Are You Married? Are Your Names Mary and Joseph? Do You Live in the UK?

I don't know about MARY and JOSEPH, but years ago a couple lived next door to me in an apartment building whose names were Kenneth and Barbara (he was a U.S. Navy FA-14 pilot and she was a 2nd grade school teacher), who were just as nice as could be. He was very macho looking, square jaw, the whole works...like he was sculptured to look like a tough pilot. She was a slender, very pretty blonde. It wasn't until years later that their names hit me. Even though I called him KENNETH (he was an officer and I was enlisted, but he told me we didn't have to hold to the "officer/enlisted crap"...his words...as neighbors) and her, BARBARA...they were....KEN AND BARBI!